Anonymous asked: How are you?
i’m actually very well right now :)
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
a metaphor in a metaphor
It’s a metaforce.
if i ever misgender you:
- it is not on purpose i promise
- im very sorry
- tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
- spray me with cold water
If you ever see me freeze in public, I’m probably trying to figure out what song is playing
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years
I almost just ruined my life
parents: “u should be more active”
-Dan “Soupy” Campbell
not my photo just my edit.
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
This guy can spin anything on his finger.
I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg
It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.
the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict