1. Anonymous asked: How are you?

    i’m actually very well right now :)

    15 hours ago  /  0 notes

  2. eggmancollective:

    dontpanicmoriartyishere:

    nylooms:

    tupacabra:

    image

    it’s a metaphor

    The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

    a metaphor in a metaphor

    It’s a metaforce.

    (via dustydiamondintherough)

    15 hours ago  /  119,873 notes  /  Source: tupacabra

  3. marukobott:

    if i ever misgender you:

    1. it is not on purpose i promise
    2. im very sorry
    3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
    4. spray me with cold water

    (via meladoodle)

    15 hours ago  /  222,781 notes  /  Source: marukobott

  4. boguskudos:

    If you ever see me freeze in public, I’m probably trying to figure out what song is playing

    (via vvebkinz)

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  6. ivani3raginsky:

    i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

    (via abby-w-cobb)

    15 hours ago  /  188,987 notes  /  Source: ivani3raginsky

  7. basedgosh:

    im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years

    (via itsmemacleod)

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  10. mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

    mallardfillmore:

    I almost just ruined my life

    (via jesuschristvevo)

    15 hours ago  /  97,723 notes  /  Source: mallardfillmore

  11. nickfuckface:

    parents: “u should be more active”
    me: image

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

    15 hours ago  /  79,784 notes  /  Source: nickfuckface

  12. tardis-kid:

-Dan “Soupy” Campbell
not my photo just my edit.

    tardis-kid:

    -Dan “Soupy” Campbell

    not my photo just my edit.

    (via snailaway)

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  13. vaginalistic:

    attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

    (via runner-rebelandastunner)

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  14. photo

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    15 hours ago  /  64,472 notes  /  Source: leela-summers

  15. captoring:

noelle-washere:

niggas-with-weaves:

megustamemes:

This guy can spin anything on his finger.

I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict

    captoring:

    noelle-washere:

    niggas-with-weaves:

    megustamemes:

    This guy can spin anything on his finger.

    I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

    It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

    the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict

    (via earthtoautumn)

    15 hours ago  /  132,210 notes  /  Source: megustamemes